I watched her chew on her bread like it was a slice of Pizza. The margarine curled up on the sides of her lips, she cared less about the flies doing the Shaku on her shoulder. Her bag, heavy, she lapped it at an incline to the driver's seat. She was a 12.. I think. I don't know the assortment of sounds babies can do, but I know a happy one when I hear it. This was a boy baby, yet- to-be-a-father baby. Baby hair, baby smell, why can't I ever recall my baby self? The earth is flat. Okay. Was inflated with air as population increased, it's now a ball. Okay. Who cares? The transition remains the same - Baby, Adolescent, Young Adult, Adult, Aged. BAYAAA! Jeez, I wish that rhymed. I wish I was told that ibuprofen may be my pal in my second decade. "What's your vision in life? Why do you exist? Where do you see yourself in the next 10 years?" I questioned in my mind. To no one in particular. It was even in vernacular. He looked me in the eye and drip...