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A, B, C, D, E, ... why don't we get new alphabets?
I am so bored already.
I need to learn Chinese
Just so I can write a love letter to Aku
And draw another letter for her the next day.

I would tell her I love her in Mandarin
And sketch a bird with a rose in its beak, in Japanese.
She would think I am creative but no,
My words are just talkatives.
They are my curse,
Without a nurse.

'SNAP OUT OF IT, BOY!'
I was Thanos,
But the Avengers would not understand me.
I am a good-bad fellow,
An environmentalist.
Call me a villain,
That's your problem....


'THE CHAMELEON DOUBLED ITS STEPS BY 2, AFTER SPOTTING US'
Yes, it did!
He rolled his eyes anticlockwisely after seeing us,
Then his left hind leg bounced off the floor twice,
Alternated by his fore right leg, to gain balance.
His right hind leg and fore left leg followed suit to make sense.
That's 2 steps faster,
And...... Um, you know what?
Forget it...
Besides, you never saw it anyway.....


'ONE OF THE 3 TRAFFIC LIGHTS AT THE T-JUNCTION TURNED YELLOW WHILE THE OTHERS LIT GREEN'
It might have miscounted the seconds.
You can't blame it though.
Rarely do you find a young woman driving an A class Mercedes Benz on a casual Monday morning, with a starter pack for a passenger!
It was only 3 seconds late for the greens,
It's no big deal, Warden; chill!


Neeexxxtt! 4 snaps accompanied the call. *Jeez, the infinity stones would have blown the earth to shreds by now* 
"Oh sorry, sorry.." I apologised. "How much is the fare to Okponglo?"




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